It started, as most problems do, with a pile of receipts and a half-empty coffee cup.
A friend — let’s call her Aida — runs a tiny online bakery in Penang. Her cakes are gorgeous, her customers loyal, her weekends fully booked. But when tax season came around, her desk looked like a storm had passed through:
sticky notes, crumpled invoices, random screenshots of bank transfers.
Accounting software? Too complicated. I just text myself the amounts in WhatsApp
Then… I forget.
she told me.
That night, I stared at my Telegram chats.
If people already talk about their money here, why not make the chat itself the accounting tool?
The First Version: Talking to My Accountant Bot
I hacked together a quick Telegram bot. You could send it a message like:
Paid rent RM800
It would reply instantly:
[Recorded] Debit: Rent Expense RM800 Credit: Cash RM800
Aida tried it. Her first reaction wasn’t “Wow, AI!” — it was:
Wait… I don’t have to log in anywhere?
That’s when I knew:
The real magic wasn’t AI — it was zero friction.
What kheAI Does Now
Today, that scrappy bot has grown into kheAI — a chat-first AI accountant that fits in your Telegram.
Here’s what it can do for you:
- Turn messages into double-entry records (English, Malay, Chinese — even “rojak” chat style)
- Generate financial statements on demand (
/income_statement
,/balance_sheet
) - Manage your Bitcoin treasury, with live BTC price in RM and inflation-aware allocation tips
- Export to CSV for your accountant — or for tax submissions
Under the hood, Redis 8 powers:
- Fast AI responses (semantic caching)
- Smart categorization (vector search)
- Immutable audit logs (Streams & TimeSeries)
Why Bitcoin Treasury?
I’ve been in Bitcoin since the days when people still argued about whether it was “real money.”
For small businesses, holding just a little BTC — maybe 3% of monthly profit — can be a hedge against inflation.
kheAI gives you:
- The latest BTC price in RM
- Suggested allocation based on your cash flow
- Safety reminders (because volatility is real)
For Malaysian Microbusinesses
Let’s be honest:
Most small businesses here don’t need — or want — big, complicated accounting systems. They need:
- Simple — no training, no new app to download
- Mobile-first — works on the same phone they run their business from
- Localized — understands “sewa,” “duit masuk,” and “bayar gaji” instantly
That’s kheAI’s sweet spot.
How You Can Try It
If you can send a message, you can do your books.
- Open Telegram
- Search for @kheAIbot
- Send:
Sales RM500
otBitcoin price now?
- Watch the magic happen.
The Road Ahead
I built kheAI because I believe tools should adapt to people, not the other way around.
Next up:
- GST/SST-ready reports
- Auto-recognition of bank transaction CSVs
- Group chat mode (so teams can share one ledger)
Aida still bakes in Penang.
Her Telegram is cleaner now — no random money notes scattered between cat memes and customer messages.
And every time she checks her monthly profit, she smiles at the tiny line that says:
Bitcoin Treasury: RM412 (0.0012 BTC)
It’s not just bookkeeping anymore.
It’s freedom, one message at a time.